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The world keeps ending
 
 
Frank Cotolo
November 28, 2013
 
Ever since the world began there have been those who predict its ending. As far back as the days of early mankind, there have been wise guys who claim the Earth will be blown up, burned or sucked away into the sky. We know this because modern man has found drawings on the walls of caves, put there by primal men who had nothing better to do than draw on caves' walls. These drawings indicate the caves will crumble soon and are accompanied by an urging to read the drawings quickly, in case the end comes sooner than expected.
 
As man became more civilized, he continued to forecast the end of the world but replaced writing on caves with writing on parchment. The messages, however, remained remarkably similar. Even after Columbus proved the world was not flat, smart alecks found reason to believe that a round world could end even more quickly than a flat world. No matter what discovery disproved false beliefs, men developed end-of-the-world scenarios.
 
However, even the most knowledgeable men seemed to have theories about the world's end. For instance, Leonardo Da Vinci's younger brother, Ralph, made a bold claim while Leonardo was painting the Sistine Chapel. It was recorded in a diary he wrote while trying desperately to keep up with the intellectual changes during the Renaissance.
 
Ralph wrote: "When God gets a load of how my brother is painting his image, the almighty is bound to hurl a large lightning bolt into the Earth’s core, knocking it off of its axis and making it spin for as long as it takes to shake every human off of it. This is truly when the world ends. We can only hope that my brother runs out of paint before he completes the ceiling picture."
 
Back in the New World and even before it was new to anyone, early Native American tribes had doomsayers. One vision of Earth's end came from a tribesman that predicted the sky would fall upon the land and all on the ground would be buried in clouds, making it impossible to see when walking, so all creatures would walk off of cliffs and be hurled into the ocean, which survived because it was blue like the sky. Native American end-of-the-world scenarios always involved elements of Nature.
 
Religious beliefs, of course, always heralded the end of times, when God would level the Earth, especially the unbalanced portions. This is where, by the way, the rumor that the world was flat originated.
 
Other so-called Men of God sang the songs of the world's demise in verse. One of the earliest songs that deals with the end of the world is a tune from the Dark Ages with the following verses:
 
Oh nay the end is near
I mean right here and soon
Oh nay let's have a beer
Before we are struck with the moon
 
No man will live beyond the time
That the Earth splits into two
It's a damned shame for me to know that I'm
going to die but what can I do?
 
When we get around to writing part two of this article (because the topic is too broad for one column) we will include other examples of mankind’s obsession with the end of mankind. If, that is, the world doesn't end in the meantime.
 
Frank Cotolo can be found hosting the talk and interview programme Cotolo Chronicles. You can send him an e-mail at this address: frank@148.ca.

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