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Frank Cotolo
September 5, 2013 |
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I might have a couple of decades on me but I can sure communicate with the younger generation. Some
of my best friends were born this century. This knack keeps me right on target with the times.
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For instance (read carefully, many of the words to follow look as if they are not spelled
correctly), when I get the hungs, I'm like shocked that some friend girls don't have pizza regret.
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You can get a double rainbow at times if you got good gifts to mankind but if you are dankrupt then
you'll attract naggers and you don't wanna start playing email tennis in that condition.
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Some dudes say they'll feel better when the economy picks so for now they wake and bake and
everything is work paralysis.
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Of course if you get the hungs and you slam nom, like if you perform Pringlelingus, don't expect
anyone to clean your Jesus shoes if you puke.
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One of my younger cohorts disagreed with the use of the word "puke". He liked to say "hurled".
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There are some phrases that define old conditions with a new twist. For instance, I have always
hated bananas that are browning. I found out that such a dislike makes me a banana racist. It's a
phrase that has come of age. I could not imagine my grandmother, born at the turn of the 20th
century, calling my grandfather, who was even older, a banana racist. Strangely enough, there is
not a phrase for pears gone bad or moldy bread - yet.
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Young folks take tradition and color it with comic twinges. For instance, Mardi Gras translates
from French to English as Fat Tuesday. Youth adds that Fat Tuesday comes just after Chubby Monday,
which comes after Tubby Sunday. This allows them to slam nom before Lent.
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But I got a snecret. My shawty doesn't play email tennis, she doesn't slam nom, she's a leslie,
a waffle crapper and when she pops a squat every Wong within earshot puts that image in their spank
bank. She loves my swagger.
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