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Frank Cotolo
November 6, 2014 |
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Jan. 5 - Not only did I recall dreams I had last night but I remember details and I know how
many. I can't write them all down, however (my shrink suggested I transcribe the memories of my
dreams into a 8 1/2 by 11 notebook) but I couldn't find that size in the stationary stores so I
didn't buy a notebook. When I told my shrink she said, "Why did you take it literally?" I answered,
"It's a literal issue because you are asking me to write." She said, "Don't take literal literally.
That is anal retentive." I said, "I happen to be regular, if you don't mind." She said, "There you
go again, taking it literally." The session ended.
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Jan. 14 - My shrink asked if I bought a notebook before even saying hello when I walked in
for this week's session. I took out five napkins that I stole from a coffee shop and she said,
"Napkins will be hard to organize." I said, "They were carefully organized at the coffee shop."
She said, "As napkins, not as notebook pages." We made comments to one another until she said, "Your
time is up for today."
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Jan. 15 - Spent the entire day looking for a new shrink.
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Dec. 24 - I decided to boycott Christmas presents last month so I have nothing to do today.
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