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Super tips for grocery shopping
 
 
Frank Cotolo
May 1, 2014
 
Regardless of my stature as a world famous broadcaster and semi-global entertainer, I sometimes have to go to the supermarket to purchase groceries. My sequestered life requires that I fend for myself since the only three people in my humble mansion are me, myself and I.
 
But once I am in the supermarket I become like every other pedestrian shopper, that is, I become someone looking for value in the items I buy. It is not just being austere, either, it is being aware that so many companies package products that are priced based on their pretty wrappings and elaborate advertising costs. So, I make my trip to the grocery an adventure in shopping and I become a consumer soldier, challenging the corporate consciousness of capitalism.
 
So here are a few tips I have gathered over the course of my journeys up and down the aisles of major supermarket chains through North America.
 
Coffee filters are not worth the paper that produces them. Still, they allude to being gourmet items, sometimes colored, as if white doesn't establish their purpose well enough to brew Joe. If you must have the ones that have wavy edges, remember that the paper goes into a machine to size and style them and you are paying for the machine, the electricity to use it and the fact that it serves no other purpose other than to make wavy ridges on the paper that becomes coffee filters.
 
Suggesting: Buy a roll of paper towels, cut each piece into half and use that as a coffee filter. It works just as well.
 
Dishwashing soap is water and soap. Yet, it is poured into a plastic bottle, colored and presented as if one brand has more cleaning power than the other. Don't fall for the claims because it will cost you a dollar or more to believe them. And don't pay for the color. The companies producing the product have put thousands of dollars into researching which color attracts a person's eye and they expect that to move product. But why has their research come up with different colors? You can buy the liquid in the color green or yellow or orange or red. So, the research hasn't even zeroed in on the correct fool's color and you are paying as they continue to research and narrow down the psychological edge on color has on another.
 
Suggestion: Wash your dishes - glass or plastic - with bar soap and tap water. It works just as well.
 
Speaking of tap water, how about bottle water? Most places where civilization is in full swing offer perfectly fine tap water for all purposes. Water companies lie up and down about why the bottles - glass or plastic - are special when in fact they contain water, period. Also, why do you think you have to carry around a bottle of water everywhere you go? It is because someone has convinced you that you don't drink enough water and therefore you will become dehydrated and that will lead to illness, which will send you to the hospital, which will cost you tons of money even if you are insured because hospitals over charge for items you can get in the supermarket which are already spiked up in price.
 
But hospital costs is another subject for another time. I hope you get the gist of shopping for quality.
 
Frank Cotolo can be found hosting the talk and interview programme Cotolo Chronicles. You can send him an e-mail at this address: frank@148.ca.

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