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Frank Cotolo
April 10, 2014 |
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Having many experiences with relationships, it is no wonder that I have come to be known as Mr.
Relationship. With the title comes a great responsibility, since people in relationships have
problems and always choose to ask Mr. Relationship to comment. Now, I am going to offer some of the
questions these people ask, along with the answers I give them to help them in their relationships.
Please be aware that no two relationships are alike but relationships are not snowflakes either.
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Dear Mr. R --
Lately my spouse is wearing her shoes inside out. What does this say about our relationship?
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Nothing.
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Dear Mr. R --
My wife of fifteen years just told me that she is really my wife of twelve years. What happened to
the other three years?
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They're around, keep looking.
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Dear Mr. R --
My husband insists that I need him more than he needs me and I insist that neither of us need one
another but if we did then he would need me more than I would need him. Who is right?
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Neither.
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Dear Mr. R --
Sex is more important to me than it is to my husband. What can I do to make him understand?
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Have more sex with him.
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Dear Mr. R --
I am on medication. That explains the following sentence: Diggo my sumptrins ago fer underways
such. See what I mean?
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Yes, I see.
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Dear Mr. R --
People who need people are the luckiest people in the world.
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No, they are not.
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