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The stories of Sam Hill
 
 
Frank Cotolo
January 2, 2014
 
North Americans often refer to Sam Hill in a certain context when exclaiming something. It's a common name to use as a replacement for a word that would be considered profane or obscene.
 
You may have heard it used like this: "What the Sam Hill is that all about?" or "What the Sam Hill is going on around here?" or "What the Sam Hill did you mean by that?" et cetera...
 
Of course the question that comes to mind is this: Who in the Sam Hill is Sam Hill? The origins of the name have some questionable sources, none of which can be verified as the single reason for the name being used the way it is used. We do know, though, that it is never used in place of any other words.
 
Small-town records from Wyoming indicate there was a Sam Hill who owned a lot of land in the mid-1800s. He started with a handful of dirt, half of which was bequeathed to him from his uncle, Anthony Hill.
 
Also known as Ant Hill, his uncle settled in the western part of the state and built a business transporting people to the eastern part of the state, where he started a saloon chain that became very popular among drunkards. When Ant Hill raised the price of whiskey, alcoholics in the east replaced cuss words using his name. It stuck when Ant Hill closed the saloons and all the alcoholics went into convulsions from lack of booze. Many of them died.
 
Another story is that Sam Hill was a sailor and he would run amok when his ship docked in one of the 13 colonies. He was rowdy and rude and often spat upon dockworkers. He started fights with women and changed the clothing on young children when their parents were not looking. No one knew why he was so ornery so they began to use the phrase, "What in the Sam Hill?"
 
Still another story claims that Sam Hill was a doctor in the wild west and was so lazy that he refused to help some people get better when they were sick or injured. The story goes that many gunfights took place in his town and he would dawdle and stall to show up at the gunfight site and help the loser. Some people thought it was not laziness but greed that made him ignore losers in gunfights.
 
In a book titled "Dr. Sam Hill Takes Money Not To Help People," the anonymous author wrote: "The doctor was taking money from whomsoever won a gunfight so as not to help the one who got shot. The doctor would let the one on the ground bleed to death for a price."
 
The author also wrote: "Who the hell does he think he is, anyway? That 'hell' turned into 'Hill' as time went on and people would add his first name so the phrase became, 'Who the Sam Hill does he think he is, anyway?'"
 
A tale from Saskatchewan about a fur trapper also circulates due to the name of the fur trapper - Sam Hill. The Sam Hill in this story would disguise himself as a tree and wait for a bear or some other animal with fur to try to climb him; then he would pelt the animal in the head until it was dead. Sam Hill would skin the fur off of the animal and sell it to people who became cold in the winter, which was just about anyone in Saskatchewan. There is no connection in this story, however, as to why his name was used to replace profanities.
 
There are other stories but they are stories for another time.
 
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