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Frank Cotolo
9 Mar, 2009 |
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Health has always been a big theme on Cotolo Chronicles. Our
emphasis on listeners replenishing their precious bodily fluids during
the broadcast is a serious request and suggestion.
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Your bodily fluids are, in fact, what makes up most of you. The body
itself, say scientists, is eighty-percent water. Or is that the Earth?
The Earth is two-thirds water. But two-thirds is not eighty percent so
someone has their math incorrect. And yet both the people who say those
things are scientists. You would think they would agree.
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In any event, in all events and certainly in this event, the need for
fluids is the greatest need. Without them, you can die. Don't believe me,
read what a famous fluidtition [sic] said: "A body without fluids is a
body not flowing, unable to bend and wallow, to think or swallow or to
fly to Capistrano."
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In every religious text, water plays an important role, especially when
the text explains how life began. In the Garden of Eden and all the
similar gardens from texts other than the Bible, a great deity provides
the Earth with oceans and seas and rain to keep them filled. And the
great deity always commands: "Drink and fill ye stomach with that which
makes your blood alive." Or something like that.
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Your health is more important to us at Cotolo Chronicles than
anything. We know that if you are fluid and flowing, you will be
attentive and awake and absorb all you need to absorb from the contents
of the show. But more than that, we don't want you falling over dead,
even if you never listen to our show again. We want you to live long
naturally, without the use of medicines, stimulants or narcotics.
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We want
you to be able to drive your car, pilot your plane and arm-wrestle your
loved one with full strength and awareness.
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A little bit of history...
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From the start of our program, years ago when many people would not dare
listen to broadcasts on the Internet, we always insisted listeners replenish
their precious bodily fluids, trusting that each body would dismiss the bad
elements of the fluids and absorb the vitamins, minerals and whatever other
great stuff is there. We knew even back then that no matter how popular the
Internet became, this Information Super Highway would be nothing if people
were dropping dead left and right from dehydration. Call it foresight.
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We don't portend or pretend to be health specialists; we would never tell
you what to do about your heart, kidneys, liver, esophagus or any other
organ or muscle that is working to keep you alive. But we know that all of
those internal elements wouldn't be worth the paper in which you could wrap
them if sufficient liquids did not participate in your body functions.
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So don't take it lightly. Replenish your precious bodily fluids. You will
think more clearly, see more clearly, run faster, jump higher and swallow
without pain; as well as you will live longer and longer until you are the
oldest person on Earth.
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