Frank Cotolo
28 Aug, 2009

 

Not often or regularly, we opt to publish letters sent in by listeners and add comments to them. Though we are not fond of opting, we opt to make this an option, which is why some of the letters we publish here are not followed by a comment.

 

I am writing to ask if I can be on your show.

 

No.

 

When choosing a beverage of my choice to replenish my precious bodily fluids, is it necessary to consider the electrolytes contained in each or all of the beverages?

 

Some doctors would say "yes" and other doctors would say "no" and some doctors would not address the issue.

 

When a guest is on the show and requests we look at his or her website, is it safe to go there while the program is still on?

 

Research shows that reading while listening to the show can cause what is called "confusion" and so we do not suggest you go to his or her website during the program.

 

When the moon is orange in the evening sky, what does that mean?

 

It never means the end of the world. We know that because there have been countless orange moons and, well, the world is still here.

 

Do you really believe people play "Hippity Hop at the Barber Shop"?

 

If they didn't, there would never be traffic jams, damaged soup cans, pool sharks or dull lawnmower blades. We can back that up with facts if you care to write to us again with a self-address stamped envelope included and the words "SIT STILL" on the front of it.

 

When should I use Binary Numbers?

 

Often. But don't push it.

 

What is the difference between a "coo coo" and a "cuckhold"?

 

Workmanship.

 

Who was Frederick, Maryland named after?

 

Frederick Maryland.

 

My goal is to provide a one-of-a-kind shopping experience for furniture. I have a large assortment of fabrics and frames with quick-ship capability and have assembled a sales staff to assist with decorating and space planning with professional service before and after the sale at the lowest guaranteed price. Now what?