The Final Day

 

With only 24 hours until Americans go to the polls en masse, the two candidates are showing signs of weariness and fatigue as they stump for the final day of a 21-month campaign.

Palin emerges a star even in defeat

 

Political students agree that Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin is now and will continue to be the darling of social conservative circles.

'Alien' endorses McCain

 

In a shocking reversal, the Alien has switched his endorsement from Barack Obama to John McCain. Investigation points to Cindy McCain.

Clinton stumps for Obama

 

Bill Clinton keeps an audience of supporters at Harrisburg High School waiting in a sweaty gymnasium.

Voting: So (A)-pathetic

 

Some voters would rather enter an adult shop than vote. For the record, I glanced and gave a disgusted look, dragging my suddenly amused female friend out of the store.