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Frank Cotolo
September 24, 2026 |
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He is a son of a son of a son, et cetera of the French reputed seer. We are fortunate to have him
make predictions for 2027.
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The sun will come closer to the Earth in August and the gravity produced will make all wristwatches
unable to display half hours.
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Artificial Intelligence will be able to produce Artificial Insemination with no regard to chromosomes.
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Three men will wander into a small village of Italy on a rainy day and begin to dance freestyle
until they begin to charge people for watching and are arrested for charging residents of a small
village for not using exact change.
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A new form of government will emerge in a southern region of Albania. Its laws will include
freedom of speech only when the speech is spoken backwards; restricted space for building any
structure in the shape of a fruit; marriage based upon shoe sizes; taxes on all rectangular
objects; and no rodeos.
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People under the height of six-foot-three will begin to shrink. Scientists will have no answer
for the sudden shrinkage even when the six-foot-three shrinking people reduce to the size of
gumdrops.
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A sage going by the name Elisa P.J. Scaramouche DeFrame will attract followers from all over the
world. He will then have them open a hand laundry franchise in the capital of every major country
beginning with the letter G and forbid certain fabric softeners.
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