Column Chronicles: Another Larry King-like column

Another Larry King-like column

Frank Cotolo
October 1, 2026

As I continue attempting to convince struggling newspapers that a Larry King-like column, filled only with his brief and timely thoughts, could still be popular, I offer more King-like columns that inform, entertain and honor Mr. King's journalistic jingo.

A recent survey reveals that 99-percent of people surveyed want the planet Pluto to come back as part of our universe.

What's with historians ignoring the 1920s in American History books all of a sudden?

Not too many celebrities have died so far in 2026.

In Canada there is a growing disinterest among men, women and children in becoming a gangster.

Every wonder why it is called Wonder Bread?

The world needs more magicians whom make themselves disappear and never come back.

Age is creeping up on us all.

A healthy community always captures its sneezes.

Inventions are the mother of new things. But old good things last and cost less.

Because of DNA we can count on the resemblances of relatives. But there will still be some people who look like other people for no apparent reason.

I was 50 before someone proved to me that Professional Wrestling is fake. I cried for a week and some part of me still refuses to be convinced. I should have believed it earlier because no one wanted to spend a few thousand dollars on my ice sculpture of Haystacks Calhoun.

England wants to add three floors to Big Ben and rename it Bigger Ben.

We need lower prices to attend Major League Baseball games. Same goes for other professional sports with the exception of Tennis.

Frank Cotolo can be found hosting the talk and interview programme Cotolo Chronicles. You can send him an e-mail at this address: frank@148.ca.