Column Chronicles
 
New Mystery Files released
 
 
Frank Cotolo
March 5, 2026
 
Throughout history mankind has secretly recorded events no one can explain. These files are being made public by the year. We list some of them in no particular order.
 
Mystery 103.56
 
Six regions in the world have been reportedly slowly shrinking from the 1700s and continue to shrink upon the release of this file. The regions are top secret but are calculated to become obvious by 2030 at which time official maps will be altered.
 
Mystery 166.5
 
The United States Government lost thousands of office stationary items since 2002. Secret investigations did not reveal where missing pens and papers and rulers and pencils and paper clips and envelopes and legal pads of all sized went.
 
Mystery 99.9955
 
A Canadian automobile parts company (name redacted) reported shipping 186 ignition coils and 844 side power window regulators and 450 headlights to three outlets in Australia. None of the items arrived or have been found in transportation vehicles - land or sea.
 
Mystery 95.3
 
In 2005 more than a dozen people in Yorkshire, G.B. recorded having contact with creatures revealing they were from another planet. These 12 people showed specific characteristics that separated their claims from millions of others reporting such contact over the decades. In the report released it is noted that all 12 of them are named Ian and five of them were once poisoned by a Shepherds Pie baked in Harrogate and three identified themselves as retired licensed bookies and all 12 were being treated for gout-related swelling of the knees.
 
Mystery 77.3
 
In 1995 100-percent of New Zealanders born between the years 1950 and 1957 believed Earth was flat once but grew into an oval shape sometime after The Big Bang.
 
Mystery 264.4
 
An order of the US Congress negated any and all previously released Mystery Files concerning recreational habits of deceased actor Dudley Moore.
 
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