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Flying squirrel is not extinct
 
 
Frank Cotolo
March 19, 2026
 
The Eupetaurus cinereus - a flying squirrel considered extinct - was found alive this year in India. One of the the species of woolly flying squirrels which were plentiful in the area for centuries was documented as living on the cliffs of Himachal Pradesh in the country's northern region.
 
"The woolly squirrel discovered was photographed," said a local forest ranger, "and it was identified while it was running away from a snow leopard that was hunting for food."
 
The woolly squirrel - now named Rocky by locals - was being chased by the snow leopard and had to jump from a cliff to escape. It was photographed while it glided effortlessly through the air. The snow leopard tried to fly after it, "but snow leopards cannot fly and hardly know that so the hunt ended when it fell to its death," said the ranger.
 
"Rocky is identical to its woolly ancestors," said a spokesman, "but we cannot officially call him Rocky The Flying Squirrel or we will be sued by the creators of the famous cartoon character. We considered naming him Rocky The Woolly Airborne Squirrel but didn't like the sound of that. And we cannot call him Eupetaurus cinereus because it isn't catchy enough for the common person."
 
Only one Rocky ancestor was identified in the 90s but it was sure that the identifier told the truth. "He was a known fibber and the term Eupetaurus cinereus rolled off his tongue too easily for him to be telling the truth," the spokesman said.
 
Forest officials agree that time is not on the side of unique ecosystem creatures. The spokesman said measures are being set to protect all creatures like Rocky.
 
"We don't want more extinctions," he said. "We cannot expect a creature that becomes extinct to show up again decades later like what happened with Rocky. The worst thing about extinction is its tendency to last forever."
 
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