Column Chronicles: 2025 Archive
 
The Idiot Jury, Act Three
 
September 25, 2025
 
Eleven, potentially twelve human beings with upright judgement are tasked with rendering a decision to ensure the stability of our legal system. Last installment.
The Idiot Jury, Act Two
 
September 18, 2025
 
Eleven, potentially twelve human beings with upright judgement are tasked with rendering a decision to ensure the stability of our legal system. Continue here.
The Idiot Jury, First Act
 
September 11, 2025
 
Eleven, potentially twelve human beings with upright judgement are tasked with rendering a decision to ensure the stability of our legal system. Start here.
More weird Want Ads
 
September 4, 2025
 
Newspapers that once existed helped pay the bills by selling Want Ads for public perusal. Here are some strange Want Ads we collected over the years.
Strange laws around the world update
 
August 28, 2025
 
Every civilized country has weird laws. Most laws have origins no one recalls but the laws remain enforceable. Here are some laws not reported previously.
If Dadaists wrote the news, part 4
 
August 21, 2025
 
How would news reports read if written by the art and literature movement based on deliberate irrationality and the negation of traditional artistic values?
Obituary of Florentina Mastogaci
 
August 14, 2025
 
When I met Florentina Mastogaci people argued about the spelling of her last name. "There are two Cs," one cried. Another said, "It's Florantina not Forentina."
Plenty more most accurate horoscopes
 
August 7, 2025
 
Most public Astrology forecasts are so general it is impossible to take them seriously. But once in a while predictions hit every note correctly.
Movie reboots crave audiences
 
July 31, 2025
 
Movie makers want more money they feel is guaranteed so millions go into remaking movies that already made money. Here are some reboots under consideration...
Stressed? Hesistant? Ask squirrels.
 
July 24, 2025
 
Who would think that human stress and confidence could be reduced by studying the rambunctious lives of squirrels? New studies reveal this is true.
Cheap film imitations pursued
 
July 17, 2025
 
Whenever Hollywood produces a film extremely popular to the public and critics and its studio's pocketbook cheap imitations are produced to cash in on the themes.
Hydrate-man meets Mombo Krayzo
 
July 10, 2025
 
Shemp Silo went to great lengths to disguise the parts of him that were Hydrate-man. Like most villains there was evil in Mombo Krayzo and he came out of nowhere.
Latest reports on Cryptozoology
 
July 3, 2025
 
Cryptozoology is the study of mythical creatures - called cryptids - that people believe were real and become extinct or are real but elude humankind.
More great opening lines that ruined little-known novels
 
June 26, 2025
 
Many teachers of literature tell writers that the first line of a novel is so important it decides whether or not a reader finishes the book.
If Dadaists wrote historic news, part three
 
June 19, 2025
 
How would important historic news reports read if written in newspapers by the movement based on deliberate irrationality and negation of traditional values?
Questionnaires: Skip Mozart, comedian
 
June 12, 2025
 
Each year we send out a Questionnaire to semi-celebrated people. We ask them to answer the same questions. Our third for 2025 was completed by Skip Mozart, ballerina.
More most accurate horoscope readings
 
June 5, 2025
 
Most public Astrology forecasts are so general that it is impossible to take them seriously. But once in a while a day's prediction hits every note correctly.
The origin of Hydrate-man
 
May 29, 2025
 
Mild-manners Shemp Silo was at the beach tanning his scrawny body. He was alone as usual because he had no romantic partner and no friends.
Obit: Morry Cantangle, comedian
 
May 22, 2025
 
I am honored to give an obituary for Morry Cantangle. I can think of others who would not feel this way. Take Sketchy Dollbrook.
Sir Redundancy speaks again
 
May 15, 2025
 
It is a waste of time to read editorials. By definition they are not subjective pieces; they "take place within the mind and are modified by individual bias."
More failed movie sequels
 
May 8, 2025
 
Hollywood often tries to milk money from the public after a huge hit movie by producing a sequel. Many times it works and sometimes the sequel is better than the original.
Space oddities confound scientists
 
May 1, 2025
 
There are more and more scientists studying the cosmos and the universe and they are finding mysterious objects and getting strange radio signals that confuse them.
Great openers ruining little-known novels
 
April 24, 2025
 
Many teachers of literature tell writers that the first line of a novel is so important it decides whether or not a reader finishes the book.
Another new bunch of brain scramblers
 
April 17, 2025
 
Who does not love a good riddle? Now and again we host some fun but perplexing tests of the readers' mental abilities with new brain scramblers.
If Dadaists wrote historic news, part two
 
April 10, 2025
 
How would important reports read if written by the art and literature movement based on deliberate irrationality and the negation of traditional artistic values?
Cryptozoology rising
 
April 3, 2025
 
An expanding interest in Cryptozoology arrived in 2025. Cryptozoology is the study of mythical creatures - called cryptids - that people believe were real...
Nick Cretin P.I.E.: Cleanliness, godliness, murder, pt 2
 
March 27, 2025
 
Nick Cretin, P.I.E. (Private Investigator Extraordinaire) told Wanda that the man arrested for being The Clean God said she had hygene problems.
Nick Cretin P.I.E.: Cleanliness, godliness, murder, pt 1
 
March 20, 2025
 
Nick Cretin, P.I.E. (Private Investigator Extraordinaire). was approached by a client to investigate a murder - one already solved.
Strange laws throughout the world revealed
 
March 13, 2025
 
Every civilized country has weird laws. Most laws have origins no one recalls but the laws remain enforceable. Here are some laws not reported previously.
Questionnaires: PeePee Pitronaya
 
March 6, 2025
 
Each year we send out a Questionnaire to semi-celebrated people. Our second for 2025 was completed by PeePee Pitronaya, ballerina.
Larry King-like columns 2025
 
February 27, 2025
 
With the demise of major newspapers and the death of journalist Larry King, his unique styled columns are gone. Again this year we continue attempts...
A new bunch of brain scramblers
 
February 20, 2025
 
Who does not love a good riddle? Now and again we host some fun but perplexing tests of the readers' mental abilities with new brain scramblers. We warn you: these are tough.
Obituary of Cisco Montenegrow
 
February 13, 2025
 
Cisco Montenegro was born with two mothers. Neither of these ladies lived to be at Cisco's funeral but one of them would surely be happy I am giving the obituary.
If Dadaists wrote historic news reports
 
February 6, 2025
 
How would important historic news reports read if written by the art and literature movement based on deliberate irrationality and the negation of traditional values?
Mr. Snappy Peppy tries to wash dishes
 
January 30, 2025
 
Everyone knew him as Mr. Snappy Peppy because everything he did was done with one intent - to get done as fast as he could get it done.
Weird Want Ads
 
January 23, 2025
 
There was rarely a rule as to what could be advertised for sale and even when there were rules people got away with breaking them.
Questionnaires: Derek Drake
 
January 16, 2025
 
Each year we send out a Questionnaire to semi-celebrated people. We ask them to answer the same questions. Our first for 2025 was completed by Derek Drake, author.
The Amazing Raymond Copperhead, part two
 
January 9, 2025
 
"Raymond Copperhead became more popular after his arrest for making a parked car disappear," said Bix Baxter, author of a Copperhead biography.
The Amazing Raymond Copperhead, part one
 
January 2, 2025
 
His name was Raymond Copperhead and his ability to amaze the public with magic began at seven years old when he made his little brother disappear.
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