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Vieni con me nel futuro |
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| December 30, 2021 |
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Come with me into the future. Who could have thought even a decade ago that we would be
here together, looking straight in the face of 2022? Not you. Not me. Not us.
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Failed movie sequel projects |
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| December 23, 2021 |
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Hollywood often tries to milk money from the public after a huge hit movie by producing
a sequel. Many times, it works and sometimes the sequel is better than the original.
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Tales of past lives |
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| December 16, 2021 |
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Here are transcripts from interviews with people swearing to have been reincarnated and
that they can recall past lives. Please do not share these stories with anyone else.
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Attachment Therapy - child-behaviour tool |
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| December 9, 2021 |
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Many people believe in the process of Attachment Therapy (AT), which claims the only
reason children misbehave is when they have not bonded with their parents or caregivers.
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Modern Art reviews |
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| December 2, 2021 |
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My name is Petri Mjunctorch and for fifty years I have traveled all over the planet to
review the newest groundbreaking works of art by unique artists.
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What about your brain? |
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| November 25, 2021 |
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We use it most of the time. The brain is so underrated and misunderstood, which is
weird since one of the jobs of the brain is to understand.
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Nick Cretin, P.I.E.: No room for two |
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| November 18, 2021 |
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Nick Cretin, P.I.E. (Private Investigator Extraordinaire) lived alone in a one bedroom
apartment that was also his kitchen and living room. He had a Murphy Bed.
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Obituary for a friend |
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| November 11, 2021 |
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I stand here tonight as I stood here this afternoon, though there are a few different
faces in the pews. This afternoon I had a few words to say about my friend.
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Living longer in the USA, part two |
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| November 4, 2021 |
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Rex Wells, Dix Donnigan and Skip Daze, the trio of adventurers that became historians
as well, proved life expectancy in America has climbed from 1918 to 2018.
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Living longer in the USA, part one |
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| October 28, 2021 |
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From California to the New York island, life expectancy in America has climbed from
1918 to 2018, according to specific research completed recently.
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Francodamus sees into the future |
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| October 21, 2021 |
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There are some times when a strange and glorious feeling goes through me and I am given
to see clearly into the faraway future and can spurt predictions.
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Historic wisdom from Guru Wannastopnow |
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| October 14, 2021 |
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He is said to be 115 years old, though he still runs in the Mumbai Marathon. He has
taught princes the path to being kings and saved princesses from whoredom [sic].
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Broadway adds music |
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| October 7, 2021 |
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Deep inside the workings of Broadway productions are the competitive productions that
fight for money and audiences in a world plush with entertainment.
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More strange laws around the globe |
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| September 30, 2021 |
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There are so many strange laws people do not know and we inform readers of the
incomprehensible pieces of legislation. All names of places are real.
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More Larry King-like journalism |
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| September 23, 2021 |
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Larry King's column is gone. I continue to attempt to convince struggling newspapers
that a King-like column, filled only with his thoughts, could still be popular.
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Identifying liars |
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| September 16, 2021 |
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Everyone gets a feeling now and again that someone is not telling the truth. How,
though, do you really know if the feeling is correct?
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Even more things I think |
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| September 9, 2021 |
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My mind is always working. I am given to so many thoughts about so many things that
as hard as I try I am unable to document them all.
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Nick Cretin, P.I.E.: A new partner |
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| September 2, 2021 |
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Nick Cretin, P.I.E. needed a rest after solving a long, drawn out case that started
out simply but turned an ugly corner to become intense and complex.
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Rejected thoughts from famous authors |
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| August 26, 2021 |
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Many very famous authors are responsible for speaking words of wisdom. However, they
also delivered some true stinkers. We have found some which we reveal.
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Lottery player reveals how to win, part two |
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| August 19, 2021 |
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Jay Spiveroni is the name this multi-winning lottery player has asked us to use in this
interview. Jay Spiveroni tells how he picks his winning numbers.
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Lottery player reveals how to win |
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| August 12, 2021 |
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Jay Spiveroni is not his name. It is the name this multi-winning lottery player has
asked us to use in this interview. Jay wins lotteries anywhere he plays.
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2020 Questionable Quotes, view two |
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| August 5, 2021 |
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Every year we collect brief wise sayings that are often quoted but never credited. This
year we have more for the Questionable Quotes File.
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Robust restaurant reviews, part one |
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| July 29, 2021 |
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I wrote a column on a popular topic - reviewing new restaurants. Unfortunately I was
fired when sixteen consecutive eateries closed after my reviews.
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More unintelligent movie reviews |
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| July 22, 2021 |
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Some time ago we asked people who were not writers or professional critics to review
some popular movies. Here are some more (reviewers' names have been withheld).
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Skin yarn changes surgical stitching |
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| July 15, 2021 |
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Last year, a team of scientists created a new use for human skin by manipulating cells
from skin already in use to make string from the skin that they call "yarn".
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Brain works |
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| July 8, 2021 |
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Although some physical exercise helps your brain stay fit, mental exercise and usage
are the best activities. Why? We misunderstand the human brain.
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The vests of secrets |
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| July 1, 2021 |
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Nick Cretin, P.I.E. owned many vests, some plaid, some the colour of his skin the time
he went jaundice and others of various colours (as I said, many vests).
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Best books for summer reading |
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| June 24, 2021 |
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Though it may be only my opinion, the following books are highly suggested for reading
this summer. Age appropriate genres are included.
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Newest dedicated days added |
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| June 17, 2021 |
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More calendar days will be marked as official awareness days for various cultural
reasons. You never know when one of them reflects importance in your life.
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Speaking on organ donating |
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| June 10, 2021 |
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One of my many jobs is public speaking. Recently, I was hired to assist in a program
for the Organ Donors of America (ODA), which met in Minnesota.
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Ask Dr. Shrink, session two |
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| June 3, 2021 |
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His name is still Wendell Pencilmark and he claims to be one of the best psychiatrists
in the field today - and some think tomorrow. Wendell is known to as Dr. Shrink.
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Strange laws around the globe |
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| May 27, 2021 |
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My mind is always working. I am given to so many thoughts about so many things that as
hard as I try I am unable to document them all.
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Tales of the abducted, part 2 |
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| May 20, 2021 |
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My mind is always working. I am given to so many thoughts about so many things that as
hard as I try I am unable to document them all.
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Hollywood mysteries |
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| May 13, 2021 |
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My mind is always working. I am given to so many thoughts about so many things that as
hard as I try I am unable to document them all.
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Dr. Wellbottom: circulation |
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| May 6, 2021 |
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My mind is always working. I am given to so many thoughts about so many things that as
hard as I try I am unable to document them all.
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More things I think |
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| April 29, 2021 |
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My mind is always working. I am given to so many thoughts about so many things that as
hard as I try I am unable to document them all.
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You pet your life |
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| April 22, 2021 |
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From researchers in the US, Canada, Scandinavia, New Zealand, Australia and
the UK comes a statement that owning a dog should increase your life.
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The envelope mystery |
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| April 15, 2021 |
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Nick Cretin, P.I.E. (Private Investigator Extraordinaire) was baffled. Someone came to
his city office and slid an envelope stuffed with a wad of cash under his door.
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2020 Questionable Quotes, view one |
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| April 8, 2021 |
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Every year we collect brief wise sayings that are often quoted but never credited.
This year we have more for the Questionable Quotes File.
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Your genes define you |
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| April 1, 2021 |
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The genes you inherit from your bloodline give you traits. Those genes are called
DNA and each strand has unique elements that guide how your body works.
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Tales of the abducted, part 1 |
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| March 25, 2021 |
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People claim to have been taken from Earth by strange beings from other planets or
planes. We now make public portions of transcripts from interviews.
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You addicted to anything |
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| March 18, 2021 |
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Buster and Bridges Everyday Meaning of Words defines "addict" as a human
having a dependency to substances igniting feelings of glee, super-glee, mega-glee.
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Mummy dummy |
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| March 11, 2021 |
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Technology continues to find projects. Researchers claim to have "mimicked the voice of
a 3000-year-old Egyptian from his remains, which are, of course, mummified".
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A Good Old Country Police Chief |
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| March 4, 2021 |
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Nick Cretin, P.I.E. (Private Eye Extraordinaire) did not work well with the local police
force in the city, so he moved to the country, were police forces were smaller.
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Continuing Larry King-like journalism |
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| February 25, 2021 |
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Larry King's column is gone. I continue to attempt to convince struggling newspapers
that a King-like column, filled only with his thoughts, could still be popular.
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Speaking of stress |
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| February 18, 2021 |
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Recently, I was hired to assist in a program for members of the Association of Stress
Supervision (ASS), which met in Missouri at the Wingbang Convention Center.
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Things I think |
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| February 11, 2021 |
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My mind is always working, thought not to my benefit. That is, I am given to so many
thoughts about so many things that as hard as I try I am unable to document them all.
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Researchers on prehistoric humans |
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| February 4, 2021 |
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There is much written about prehistoric humans and yet nothing written by prehistoric
humans. Thus, much of the texts come from speculation based on crap they left behind.
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Nick Cretin, P.I.E.: City of Ants |
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| January 28, 2021 |
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It was one of those days, like a Wednesday, when people walked in the city like ants.
They were everywhere, like ants and most could lift ten times their own weights.
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Ask Dr. Shrink again |
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| January 21, 2021 |
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His name is still Wendell Pencilmark and he claims to be one of the best psychiatrists
in the field today - and some think tomorrow. Wendell is known to as Dr. Shrink.
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Who invented what? |
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| January 14, 2021 |
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In school, most of us are taught to give credit to certain people for inventing things.
There are so many men and women we do not learn about...
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New celluloid legacies |
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| January 7, 2021 |
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The Hollywood tradition of sequels will never die. This coming year will prove that
not only are sequels still popular but a trend is arising...
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