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Predictions for 2021 |
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| December 24, 2020 |
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I am not always correct but I have a very good average for predicting major events
in the year following the year we are ending soon.
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Writing life for a down-and-out, part two |
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| December 17, 2020 |
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As introduced in part one, here is the transcript of the K.P. Swell interview
conducted by Lee Justinbutter in Hollywood, California.
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Writing life for a down-and-out, part one |
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| December 10, 2020 |
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The attention span of the masses is flimsy, so few will remember the flash-fame of K.P.
Swell. Swell was the talk of many towns when his first novel was released.
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More movie sequels you'll never see |
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| December 3, 2020 |
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My sources in Hollywood continue to tell me that there are many movie sequels that
have been already made but will never be released.
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Tips on training for strength |
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| November 26, 2020 |
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Men like to have big muscles. Women like men to have big muscles. Do you know what? It
is never too late for a man to build up his strength and develop big muscles.
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Pitches for new TV game shows |
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| November 19, 2020 |
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There is an cable station dedicated to game shows new and old and there will
always be a spot for a show. My friend the TV producer let me in on some pitches...
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Obituary of Ben Knott |
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| November 12, 2020 |
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Ben Knott was born with two physical abnormalities. I knew Ben for twent years, however,
and never witnessed one of them. I knew his mother.
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Yes and no but never both |
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| November 5, 2020 |
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Often, you will hear guests and other so-called experts answer a yes-or-no question
with two answers. The person says, "Yes and no".
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Many more rejected fortune cookies |
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| October 29, 2020 |
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Not every fortune cookie you open reveals a message that could have been in it. Fortune
cookie manufacturers have editors and many messages are rejected.
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Even more questionable quotes |
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| October 22, 2020 |
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It is not easy to say something wise and brief. All of the best-quoted lines are
credited to people who knew what they said imparted inspiration.
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Bonds, James Bonds of all types |
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| October 15, 2020 |
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The franchise has survived more bad turns than a mountainside highway. Still, it has
rebooted more than once so that a few generations could support it.
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Alien abductions, part four |
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| October 8, 2020 |
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The aliens that abducted me, Zop, Dex and Jerk, were visibly shaken and nervous. I
stayed in my seat and prepared to speak loudly.
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Alien abductions, part three |
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| October 1, 2020 |
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The aliens that abducted me warned that if I were not examined before the spacecraft
reached the Vex Galaxy System, all of our lives would be in danger.
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Alien abductions, part two |
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| September 24, 2020 |
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Aliens abducted me. They came into my bedroom and they took me away. I had no option
but to go with them because I was afraid to put up a fight with aliens.
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Alien abductions, part one |
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| September 17, 2020 |
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It is not just I. No, it is the case with hundreds of people all over the world,
people who never believed in alien visitations, who claimed they saw spaceships...
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My speech to Nerds United |
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| September 10, 2020 |
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Recently, I was hired to give a speech to Nerds United, which met in Blueballs,
Pennsylvania. I never knew nerds had united, no less convened.
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More advanced brain scramblers |
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| September 3, 2020 |
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Who does not love a good riddle? Now and again we will host some fun but perplexing
tests of our readers' mental abilities with old-fashioned brain scramblers.
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Strange laws in America |
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| August 28, 2020 |
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Once again, we have discovered laws many people don't know exist. We continue to reveal
some of those laws that are not just awkward but unfortunately official.
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Accurate horoscope predictions |
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| August 21, 2020 |
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I feel most public Astrology forecasts are so general it is impossible to take them
seriously. Over the years I have collected my accurate horoscope predictions.
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Ask Dr. Shrink once more |
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| August 14, 2020 |
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His name is still Wendell Pencilmark and he claims to be one of the best psychiatrists
in the field today - and some think tomorrow. Wendell is known to as Dr. Shrink.
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More of my favourite cities |
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| August 7, 2020 |
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I have travelled the Seven Seas, only to discover I cannot memorize their names. My
memories of cities where I have visited revolve in my memory at random.
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Cable TV channels merge, spin off |
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| July 30, 2020 |
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There is so much content on cable TV these days. Now, some channels are merging as a
single channel, while others are presenting spin offs.
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More questionable quotes |
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| July 23, 2020 |
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It is not easy to say something wise and brief but a lot of people try. All of the best
quoted lines are credited to people who knew what they said imparted inspiration.
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Francodamus is back |
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| July 16, 2020 |
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When a strange feeling goes through me I spurt predictions and, in a
hypnotic state of super-semi-consciousness, they are predictions of things to come.
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My fresh and new film ideas |
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| July 9, 2020 |
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Having an active personal history in the world of filmmaking, I have written volumes of
pages to pitch ideas for movies. Here are some of my fresh and new film ideas.
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More notes from the rich and famous |
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| July 2, 2020 |
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Notable figures in all walks of life have kept diaries over the history of mankind.
We are able to publish more parts of the personal writings of historic figures.
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The greatest bank robber, part four |
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| June 25, 2020 |
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In 1936 Deadly Don decided to retire once he withdrew all the money from all the fake
accounts he opened. However, he wanted no witnesses to the crimes.
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The greatest bank robber, part three |
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| June 18, 2020 |
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Deadly Don Billingsly's creative method of bank robbery became so easy that by 1934 the
DD gang had bank accounts in banks they did not rob...
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The greatest bank robber, part two |
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| June 11, 2020 |
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Deadly Don Billingsly was never caught, charged or convicted for robbery, murder or any
other criminal charge because DD came up with a foolproof plan.
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The greatest bank robber, part one |
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| June 4, 2020 |
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The story of Deadly Don Billingsly, whose story never ended. In a few parts, we
exclusively present the tale of the greatest bank robber in history.
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More King-sized thoughts |
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| May 28, 2020 |
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I have been trying to convince publications that a King-like column, filled only with
King's unique gems, could still be a winner. Here are more King-sized thoughts.
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Mr. Matchmaker |
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| May 21, 2020 |
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They call me Mr. Matchmaker because I can find a mate. Just write to me and
I will guide you to happiness. Here are some exchanges with successful matches.
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Celebrities I warmly recall |
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| May 14, 2020 |
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I have had the honour in the length of my lifetime to meet many celebrated people
from many areas of life. Some of my remembrances are written below.
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Obituary of Luke Stiffano |
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| May 7, 2020 |
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I did not know Luke until I met him. A guy named Vito, who I owed a few bucks
for a loan on my recent adopted kid from North Korea, introduced Luke to me.
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Movie sequels you'll never see |
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| April 30, 2020 |
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My sources in Hollywood have told me that there are a bunch of movie sequels that have
been already made but will never be released. Here is that list...
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Francodamus on the future yet again |
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| April 23, 2020 |
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There are some times when a feeling goes through me and suddenly I spurt predictions
and, in a hypnotic state, they are predictions of things to come.
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Ask Dr. Shrink, again |
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| April 16, 2020 |
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His name is still Wendell Pencilmark and he claims to be one of the best psychiatrists
in the field today - and some think tomorrow. Wendell is known to as Dr. Shrink.
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Speech to the Soup Association |
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| April 9, 2020 |
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One of my many sideline jobs is public speaking. Recently, I was hired to give a speech
to the National Soup Association (NSA), which met in Lancaster, PA.
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Rejected fortune cookie forecasts |
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| April 2, 2020 |
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Not every fortune cookie you open reveals a message that could have been in it.
Manufacturers have editors and many messages are rejected for many reasons.
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Global superstitions |
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| March 26, 2020 |
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In every corner of civilization there are beliefs that good or bad luck will surface
under certain circumstances. Here are some superstitions on Earth.
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My favourite cities of the world |
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| March 19, 2020 |
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I have travelled the Seven Seas, only to discover I cannot memorize their names, and I
have been around the world twice from each side of the Equator.
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Obituary of Robert Tension |
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| March 12, 2020 |
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I didn't know Robert Tension until I met him. We were introduced when
he moved nearby my home, also a house. The houses we lived in made us neighbours.
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Diary notes of the rich and famous |
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| March 5, 2020 |
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Notable figures have kept diaries through history. Now, thanks to manipulative
reporting, we're to publish passages of writings of historic figures.
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Questionable quotes |
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| February 27, 2020 |
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It is not easy to say something wise and brief but a lot of people try. All of the best
quoted lines are credited to people who knew what they said imparted inspiration.
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Advanced brain scramblers |
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| February 20, 2020 |
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Who does not love a good riddle? Now and again we will host some fun but perplexing
tests of our readers' mental abilities with good, old-fashioned brain scramblers.
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New strange laws passed in the world |
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| February 13, 2020 |
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Every civilized country, even the US, passes laws that are so weird they are
rarely enforced but not always ignored. Over the decades I have collected many laws...
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World's worst comedian, part two |
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| February 6, 2020 |
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The phenomena of Emile Strep, voted three years in a row as the Worst Stand-Up Comedian
Of Modern Times, is the hottest performance ticket in the U.S. right now.
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World's worst comedian, part one |
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| January 30, 2020 |
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Amazing and preposterous, Emile Strep, voted three years in a row as the Worst Stand-Up
Comedian Of Modern Times, is drawing the biggest crowds of the season.
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Strange lights from deep in outer space |
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| January 23, 2020 |
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To the alarm some star-watchers, more photos of strange blue lights that have
been moving through the cosmos have become the subject of interpretations.
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My latest remarkable film ideas |
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| January 16, 2020 |
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Having an active personal history in the world of filmmaking, I have written volumes of
pages to pitch ideas for movies. Here are some of my latest film ideas.
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Ask Dr. Shrink |
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| January 9, 2020 |
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His name is still Wendell Pencilmark and he claims to be one of the best psychiatrists
in the field today - and some think tomorrow. Wendell is known to as Dr. Shrink.
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Emotional Intelligence in new study |
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| January 2, 2020 |
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Recently, a study was devoted to a specific form of human intelligence, which is
represented by emotional behavior. By no coincidence, then, it is called EI.
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